Lakritzwolf

[Lakritzwolf]

[aureliobooks]

my dad likes to call the stretches of time where you’re not creating “dreaming periods” and says that they’re meant to allow you to absorb all of the beauty, life, and inspiration from the things around you so that when you’re able to create again, you will have fanned your spark back into a flame. sometimes its hard to see those moments as anything but stagnation, but he always says that they’re natural and healthy and needed—things that should be embraced rather than feared.

[Lakritzwolf]

[literally-jasmine]

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

I see the tradition of photoshopping women's boobs bigger has a long history

[Lakritzwolf]

Chapter 21 on AO3

[Lakritzwolf]

[lakritzwolf]

Just saw one of those cute animal rescue videos and now I can’t get this image out of my head: Adam Jensen sprinting across the street, ripping out a storm drain cover grate, climbing down that dirty manhole, and gently scooping a few ducklings out back to their mama…

[lakritzwolf]

Also he would totally adopt them if he can’t find a mama

[Lakritzwolf]

Just saw one of those cute animal rescue videos and now I can’t get this image out of my head: Adam Jensen sprinting across the street, ripping out a storm drain cover grate, climbing down that dirty manhole, and gently scooping a few ducklings out back to their mama…

[Lakritzwolf]

[djdangerlove]

Here. Have kudos on that fanfic you wrote in your head while you were in the shower and never typed it out. When I recover from the brilliance of it, I’ll come back to leave a review.

[dduane]

Because even un-executed creativity is still creativity.

[Lakritzwolf]

[nobloodnoart]

Young Adam, another morning warmup that turned into something more or less polished. Still rough though X)
I know that he's supposed to be without his beard but...that's why i did 2 versions X)

[Lakritzwolf]

[carpisuns]

do fic commenters know how Important and Powerful they are. like when someone tells u they actually laughed out loud or cried or screamed or buried their face in their pillow or something and ur just like.....i've done it....i have elicited a Physical Manifestation of Emotion....tf....i feel so powerful....

or when they tell you they stayed up late or read it at work or school when they weren't supposed to and you don't wanna encourage that but also......yeeEEEHAW

or when u get regular commenters on a wip and ur like brO bro??? you're still here? after all this time? even after i didn’t update for months?? 🥺

or when someone says it's their favorite fic and u just gotta lie in the floor and Emote for a while

or when they say the characters feel in character and u just disintegrate into glitter and blow away in the wind bc your purpose as a fic writer has been fulfilled,,,

yeah

[enasallavellan]

And REBLOGGERS!

Comments and rebloggers (especially those that make their own tags!)  Always make me feel warm and fuzzy. 

[Lakritzwolf]

[crystallizedtwilight]

These are just my opinions and some artists may not be discouraged by these things, but I’ve been artist on this site for over 10 years and felt some of these things were at least worth mentioning. Thanks for your kindness everyone!

[Lakritzwolf]

[guerrillatech]

[glitchedcatto]

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

[takaraphoenix]

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

[daisukoth]

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

[droidwrangler]

Okay okay okay but also the translation is still funny for a totally different reason. "We're looking for you" like the burger just came through like the kool aid man 😂😂😂😂

[lakritzwolf]

I’m German, but most of my life happens in English. And I have some friends here who can attest how deep my mind in the gutter is, usually. But even I had to read through the explanations for this joke to get it. (Is a joke still a joke when you have to explain it? I leave that to you)

You know, you could make so many great jokes. You can do a road trip from Kissing to Petting to Fucking to Wedding. But instead you pull this immature, meaningless nonsense out of your ass. Pity.

[Lakritzwolf]

[hairypigcub]

These make me very happy inside. Plus size mannequins for men, it seems like a fairy tale. 

[someunprofessionalblogger]

oh my i wish the lady ones had tummies???

[akiraita]

[officialgleamstar]

Anyways, ignoring the cannibalism fetish, there are plus size female mannequins as well, Nike uses them sometimes!

These ones from Target too

There should be more in the world, but they’re definitely out there. Anyways. Now we can address the cannibalism fetish if yall really want to,

[noodles-07]

How are we supposed to leave tumblr when sentences like “anyway, ignoring the cannibalism fetish,” exist